some time between '02 and '03 a friend and i go to a restaurant to eat food. my friend comes back from the restroom saying how refreshing the hi-tech toilet is. i go to the restroom intrigued and to see for it myself. the toilet was not so friendly lookin. it looked like it would grab you in an uncomfortable fashion, like a robot designed to molest you. i pushed random buttons for the heck of it and a funny twig-like device comes out of the toilets and then retracts back in. i turn around to use the old fashion urinal (ah, good 'ol urinal). next thing i know the toilet is spraying water behind me against the wall.
i sat down on one of these molesting toilets because i had no choice. i sat down and noticed how it responded to my weight, like it was doing some calculations based on my weight or something. a few red LED lights turned on and made hi-tech computer beeping sounds, and for a moment i was too alarmed to even "go." but you know how it is, when you gotta go you gotta go. so i went, naturally.
good night.
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