random blog epidemic

From Jenny's xanga:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. What does it say?
"Detective open for now so you can refer to its settings."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
a lime-green telephone

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Judge Mathis

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:42

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
refrigerator

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went to the library this morning.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
People's xanga's.

9. What are you wearing?
A green pladded button shirt over a t-shirt i got at a garage sale, a pair of work-wear gap jeans, a black leather belt, a cotton jacket with a fleece lining, and calvin klein underwear.

10. Did you dream last night?
the average person dreams 6 times per night. but i forget.

11. When did you last laugh?
last night while watching "Mr & Mrs Smith".

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
An oil painting of a big sail boat that my grandmother painted, an italian flag, a scenic picture of the mountains.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Spikey "coconuts" at a Vietnamese grocery store.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
informative

15. What is the last film you saw?
Mr and Mrs Smith on DVD.
Syriana at the theatre.

In the theatre?
see above.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
new computers for refugee kids, retirement for my parents, and a new pair of shoes for me.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
when i learned how to tie a knot for my shoe laces in preschool i tied a girl's hair into a knot while she was sleeping in preschool because i could never fall asleep. i got in trouble for it.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
seriously, have everybody brush their tongue everyday on a mandatory basis.

19. Do you like to dance?
not really

20. George Bush:
should force the U.S. government to give back all the stolen lands back to the native americans.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
i'll think about this question together with my wife when we're ready.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
i dont know.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yah.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Welcome home, I've been waiting for you.

25. 4 people who must also do this quiz in THEIR journal:
i dont know